Have you ever just looked at someone and thought, “I really love you”. They’re just talking or humming or watching a movie or reading a book or laughing or something, and there’s something about them in that moment that makes you think, “I just really love you”

It’s a bitter sweet feeling because you know in all likelihood you won’t look at them like that forever.

The distraught Brazil fan, captured by TV cameras desperately clinging on to his replica world cup as his side were taken apart by Germany, had the good grace to gift his replica trophy to a German fan, telling her - “‘Take it to the final! As you can see, it is not easy, but you deserve it, congratulations’”.

This is why I love football.








1. had sex.
2. bought condoms.

3. gotten pregnant.
4. failed a class.
5. kissed a boy.
6. kissed a girl.
7. used a little paper bag for lunch.
8. had a job.

9. slipped on ice.

10. missed the school bus.

Total So Far: 7

11. left the house without my wallet.
12.bullied someone on the internet.
13. sexted.
14. had sex in public. (…Kind of?)
15. played on a sports team.

16. smoked weed.

17. smoked cigarettes.

18. smoked a cigar.
19. drank alcohol.
20. watched “The Breakfast Club”

Total So Far: 15

21. been overweight.

22. been underweight.
23. had an eating disorder.
24. been to a wedding.
25. made fun of someone for being fat
26. been on the computer for 5 hours straight.
27. watched tv for 5 hours straight.

28. been late for work.

29. been late for school.
30. kissed in the rain.

Total So Far: 24

31. showered with someone else.

32. failed my drivers test.
33. ran a mile in less than 10 minutes.
34. been outside my home country.

35. been on a road trip longer than 5 hours.

36. had lice.

37. gotten fired.
38. had a credit card.
39. been to a professional sports game.
40. broken a bone.
Total So Far: 29

41. been unhappy about my weight.

42. won a trophy.

43. cut myself.

44. had an STD.
45. got engaged.
46. been on a diet.
47. tried out to be on a tv show.

48. rode in a taxi.

49. been to prom.
50. played a drinking game.

Total So Far: 38

51. stayed up for 24 hours or more.

52. been to a concert.

53. had a three-some.
54. had a crush on someone of the same sex.

55. been in a car accident.

56. had braces.
57. learned another language.

58. killed an animal.

59. been at a yard sale.
60. been to a japanese steakhouse.

Total So Far: 46

61. wore make up.

62. talked to someone via webcam.

63. lost my virginity before I was 16.

64. had my wisdom teeth taken out.
65. kissed someone I didn’t like.

66. snuck out of the house.

67. bought porn.
68. had a virus on my computer.
69. had oral sex.
70. dyed my hair.

Total So Far: 49

71. gone skinny dipping.
72. graduated from college.

73. wore someone else’s clothes.

74. voted in a presidential election. (General election)
75. rode in an ambulance.

76. rode in a helicopter.
77. caught the stove on fire.

78. got in a fight.

79. met someone famous.

80. been on vacation.

Total So Far: 57

81. been on an airplane.

82. been on a boat.

83. broken something expensive.

84. had surgery.

85. kissed someone before I was 14.

86. beat a video game.

87. found something valuable on the ground.

88. made a survey.
89. stalked someone on facebook/myspace.
90. prank called someone.
Total So Far: 66

91. been to a library outside of school.

92. spent over $100 shopping in one day.

93. cut my hair and hated it.
94. peed outside.

95. went fishing.

96. helped with charity.

97. taken a pregnancy test. (My ex, not me…)
98. been rejected by a crush.

99. been suspended from school.
100. broken a mirror.


That’s a clear pass…or fail…IDEK

"Been engaged" is a bit of dubious truth, darling.

Not quite…

Ring game so strong you could be a Tolkien Elf lord. Curb that.

I’ve been asked as many times I’ve asked. I attract strong game as well.

If I were counting merely asking, I think I’d have at least 7 husbands by now.

Well, asked with affirmative response. Be it sincere or not.